THIS IS PORN

by TOMY & THE COUGARS

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Recorded, mixed and mastered by Maxime Maurel and Rudy "Rock" Romeur somewhere in Maseille, march 2015
Artwork by Guillaume Sportlukçe


6 tracks 12" record released the 9 March 2016 on Surfin' Ki Records, with the help of Assosciation La Poissonnerie Marseille and Rat Pop Records.

1st press is limited to 100 copies on clear yellow & red wax + 200 on black wax.
ORDER THE LP at:
surfinkirecords.bigcartel

"THIS 6 TRACKS EP INCLUDES SONGS WHICH TALK ABOUT NOTHING BUT SEX, NO SEX, ROUGH SEX, PARENTS OR BISEXUALITY (AND PORN OF COURSE). YOU MAY THINK THIS ALBUM IS A JOKE, BUT IT IS NOT. WE ARE TRULY 4 STUPID BOYS ON THEIR TWENTIES. A LOUD DIRTY SOUND WITH DUMB OFFENSIVE LYRICS. IF YOU LIKE IT, OH GOD YOU ARE SO OLD SCHOOL! BUT IF YOU DON'T, WELL... BEST CUMSHOT, BLOWJOB, DEEPTHROAT OR WATHEVER!"
T&C

"BLOWJOB" on Youtube !
=> www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddtDAgPORjc


Reach us at thecougarswithheart@gmail.com

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released December 8, 2015

To --> vocals/guitar
Lully ---> solo guitars/ vocals
Fu ---> Bass
Fel ---> drums/solo drums

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TOMY & THE COUGARS Marseille, France

In these tough times and from the most beautiful city of France, TOMY & THE COUGARS brings you catchy punk rock mixed with an equally energetic power pop. Melodies, guitars, passion, attitude, this is what humanity request before the end of the world!

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Track Name: I don't like girls
IS IT WEIRD TO SAY THAT I M IN LOVE WITH MY MALE FRIENDS
AM I THE ONLY ONE TO UNDERSTAND ?
GIRLS ARE BREAKING MY BALLS AND THEN CALL ME ASSHOLE
GIRLS ALWAYS CHOOSE THE WRONG MEN

GIRLS ALWAYS CHOOSE THE WRONG MEN
GIRLS ALWAYS CHOOSE THE WRONG MEN
Track Name: No SEX
HANGIN' OUT WITH MY GIRLS
YOU ALWAYS BIP ME
I M NOT YOUR SILLY JOKE
I DON T WANT YOU TO CALL ME

YOU RE FREAKING WEIRDOS
YOU RE FUCKING HARD ONS
I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW
BUT I DON T CARE ABOUT UFOs


NO SEX DON T COME


HANGIN' OUT WITH MY GIRLS
YOU'LL NEVER HOLD ME
I DON'T LIKE YOUR PRIVATE JOKES
I DON T WANT YOU TO CALL ME


NO SEX DON T COME
NO THANKS DON T CUM
Track Name: Problems
I DON'T LIKE YOU TOO
WHEN YOU'RE DIGGING IN MY SHIT
SEEKING WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
PLEASE CUT MY DICK


YOU SHOULD KNOW THE TRUTH


I DON'T LIKE YOU TOO
WHEN YOU TRY TO FUCK WITH ME
YOU AND YOUR PROBLEMS
CAN'T YOU SEE ?
Track Name: Blowjob
I DON'T NEED NO PILLS AT ALL
I DO NOT HANDLE ANY PENETRATION
AND THAT'S WHAT BROUGHT YOU HERE TODAY

I CAN'T DO WONDERFUL THINGS WITH MY MOUTH GETTING YOU TRICKING THEM ECAETERA
BUT I HOPE YOU'LL NEVER GET MY TRICKS


TEEN ICE, YOU'RE NOT FUN
BE GLAD, UNDER THE SUN
CLOSE YOUR EYES I SHOT YOU DOWN
CAUSE I HAVE NEVER DONE THIS THINGS OF THAT


SUCKIE SUCKIE SUCKS NOT FOR WORSHIP
SUCCESS IS MY REAL REASON TO GAG
YOU'RE PLEASED BUT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY

I CAN'T STOP I DON'T WANT TO STOP
YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF HE PHYSICAL REACTION
PLEASE SPURTS ME WITH YOU'RE ATTENTION AGAIN


BLOWING AGAIN




"BLOWJOB" on Youtube !
=> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddtDAgPORjc
Track Name: Mommy & Daddy
AIN'T GOT MONEY TO HANG OUT WITH THE RICH KIDS
I CAN'T BANG HONEYS CALLED VICTIMS
YOU DON'T WANT ME TO RUN INTO THE DEATHSPEED
MY BABY WANTS SOMETHING I AIN'T GOT BUT SHE NEEDS IT

AIN'T GOT MONEY TO HANG OUT WITH THE POOR KIDS
I CAN'T BANG HONEYS CALLED VICTIMS
YOU ALWAYS FUCKING ME
AIN'T GOT MONEY TO HANG OUT WITH THE RICH KIDS


MOMMY & DADDY

GOT TO DO THIS
GOT TO DO THAT
ENOUGH
YOU SAID WALK
AND I WALKED
Track Name: Bed Thoughts
PARTY'S OVER FOR TONIGHT
NOTHING BAD I'VE BEEN KNOCKED OUT
MOMMY CHéRI DADDY SLEEPY

FRIENDLY FACES EVERYWHERE
PARANOIA'S AROUND HERE
STABBY NINI TOMY TONY


AND I HOPE I WON'T MET YOU
IN MY BED THOUGHTS
TOO MUCH DEATH OUT


PARTY'S READY FOR TONIGHT
BASEBALL BAT BAD BOY HERE I AM
KILLY RAPPY NO NO SORRY

A LETHAL WEAPON IN MY PANTS
YOU WERE SO LOUD YOU'RE NOW SILENT
DON'T WANT YOU TO TOUCH MY WEE WEE


ONE BY ONE I'LL BEAT YOU UP IN MY BED THOUGHTS


THI IS NOT HAPPEN TO EVERYBODY
I HOLD THE KNIFE WHEN YOU WALK BY ME
BUT TODAY I'LL BE GLAD TO SEE YOU AROUND