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THIS IS PORN

by TOMY & THE COUGARS

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1.
IS IT WEIRD TO SAY THAT I M IN LOVE WITH MY MALE FRIENDS AM I THE ONLY ONE TO UNDERSTAND ? GIRLS ARE BREAKING MY BALLS AND THEN CALL ME ASSHOLE GIRLS ALWAYS CHOOSE THE WRONG MEN GIRLS ALWAYS CHOOSE THE WRONG MEN GIRLS ALWAYS CHOOSE THE WRONG MEN
2.
No SEX 01:54
HANGIN' OUT WITH MY GIRLS YOU ALWAYS BIP ME I M NOT YOUR SILLY JOKE I DON T WANT YOU TO CALL ME YOU RE FREAKING WEIRDOS YOU RE FUCKING HARD ONS I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW BUT I DON T CARE ABOUT UFOs NO SEX DON T COME HANGIN' OUT WITH MY GIRLS YOU'LL NEVER HOLD ME I DON'T LIKE YOUR PRIVATE JOKES I DON T WANT YOU TO CALL ME NO SEX DON T COME NO THANKS DON T CUM
3.
Problems 01:55
I DON'T LIKE YOU TOO WHEN YOU'RE DIGGING IN MY SHIT SEEKING WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME PLEASE CUT MY DICK YOU SHOULD KNOW THE TRUTH I DON'T LIKE YOU TOO WHEN YOU TRY TO FUCK WITH ME YOU AND YOUR PROBLEMS CAN'T YOU SEE ?
4.
Blowjob 02:01
I DON'T NEED NO PILLS AT ALL I DO NOT HANDLE ANY PENETRATION AND THAT'S WHAT BROUGHT YOU HERE TODAY I CAN'T DO WONDERFUL THINGS WITH MY MOUTH GETTING YOU TRICKING THEM ECAETERA BUT I HOPE YOU'LL NEVER GET MY TRICKS TEEN ICE, YOU'RE NOT FUN BE GLAD, UNDER THE SUN CLOSE YOUR EYES I SHOT YOU DOWN CAUSE I HAVE NEVER DONE THIS THINGS OF THAT SUCKIE SUCKIE SUCKS NOT FOR WORSHIP SUCCESS IS MY REAL REASON TO GAG YOU'RE PLEASED BUT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I CAN'T STOP I DON'T WANT TO STOP YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF HE PHYSICAL REACTION PLEASE SPURTS ME WITH YOU'RE ATTENTION AGAIN BLOWING AGAIN "BLOWJOB" on Youtube ! => https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddtDAgPORjc
5.
AIN'T GOT MONEY TO HANG OUT WITH THE RICH KIDS I CAN'T BANG HONEYS CALLED VICTIMS YOU DON'T WANT ME TO RUN INTO THE DEATHSPEED MY BABY WANTS SOMETHING I AIN'T GOT BUT SHE NEEDS IT AIN'T GOT MONEY TO HANG OUT WITH THE POOR KIDS I CAN'T BANG HONEYS CALLED VICTIMS YOU ALWAYS FUCKING ME AIN'T GOT MONEY TO HANG OUT WITH THE RICH KIDS MOMMY & DADDY GOT TO DO THIS GOT TO DO THAT ENOUGH YOU SAID WALK AND I WALKED
6.
Bed Thoughts 02:04
PARTY'S OVER FOR TONIGHT NOTHING BAD I'VE BEEN KNOCKED OUT MOMMY CHéRI DADDY SLEEPY FRIENDLY FACES EVERYWHERE PARANOIA'S AROUND HERE STABBY NINI TOMY TONY AND I HOPE I WON'T MET YOU IN MY BED THOUGHTS TOO MUCH DEATH OUT PARTY'S READY FOR TONIGHT BASEBALL BAT BAD BOY HERE I AM KILLY RAPPY NO NO SORRY A LETHAL WEAPON IN MY PANTS YOU WERE SO LOUD YOU'RE NOW SILENT DON'T WANT YOU TO TOUCH MY WEE WEE ONE BY ONE I'LL BEAT YOU UP IN MY BED THOUGHTS THI IS NOT HAPPEN TO EVERYBODY I HOLD THE KNIFE WHEN YOU WALK BY ME BUT TODAY I'LL BE GLAD TO SEE YOU AROUND

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Recorded, mixed and mastered by Maxime Maurel and Rudy "Rock" Romeur somewhere in Maseille, march 2015
Artwork by Guillaume Sportlukçe


6 tracks 12" record released the 9 March 2016 on Surfin' Ki Records, with the help of Assosciation La Poissonnerie Marseille and Rat Pop Records.

1st press is limited to 100 copies on clear yellow & red wax + 200 on black wax.
ORDER THE LP at:
surfinkirecords.bigcartel

"THIS 6 TRACKS EP INCLUDES SONGS WHICH TALK ABOUT NOTHING BUT SEX, NO SEX, ROUGH SEX, PARENTS OR BISEXUALITY (AND PORN OF COURSE). YOU MAY THINK THIS ALBUM IS A JOKE, BUT IT IS NOT. WE ARE TRULY 4 STUPID BOYS ON THEIR TWENTIES. A LOUD DIRTY SOUND WITH DUMB OFFENSIVE LYRICS. IF YOU LIKE IT, OH GOD YOU ARE SO OLD SCHOOL! BUT IF YOU DON'T, WELL... BEST CUMSHOT, BLOWJOB, DEEPTHROAT OR WATHEVER!"
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"BLOWJOB" on Youtube !
=> www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddtDAgPORjc


Reach us at thecougarswithheart@gmail.com

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released December 8, 2015

To --> vocals/guitar
Lully ---> solo guitars/ vocals
Fu ---> Bass
Fel ---> drums/solo drums

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TOMY & THE COUGARS Marseille, France

In these tough times and from the most beautiful city of France, TOMY & THE COUGARS brings you catchy punk rock mixed with an equally energetic power pop. Melodies, guitars, passion, attitude, this is what humanity request before the end of the world!

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